Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Election is over. Can we finally say goodbye to the Crazies?


Alf Landon - "What me Worry?" lost in 36
 If you supported President Obama you can breathe a sigh of relief.  If you supported Mr. Romney well…… I want you to climb down off from that chair.
That’s good, take the noose off first if you please.  Republicans - I understand how you feel – anger, denial, depression.  In 2004 - Bush over Kerry.  I was crushed.  You have my sympathies.  Took me a long time to get over that.  
Some guy named Al that lost in 1926
Now that the election is over there are some big things that I would like to see happen.  We all know that the debt has to be addressed.  Entitlements and Taxes have to be on the table.  Like the Grand Compromise that Obama and Boehner worked on during the last debt ceiling debate before it fell apart.
John.....................Marsha
But before I get too far ahead of myself on the future I want to address the tone going forward.  I have to blow off some steam.  It has been building for some time now.

                 The Crazies – I have had it with them – I would like them to go away – forever.
At least you now know who she is

People like Victoria Jackson, Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris and Donald Trump.  Last night these completely unhinged lunatics lost their minds on twitter.  



“I can't stop crying. America died.” – Victoria Jackson, former SNL cast member to which she followed up with “The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs. Evil battle...today...Evil won.”
America died?????  Victoria no stranger to hyperbole should get this.  You weren't funny on SNL and you should go away.

Cat Scratch Shit for Brains
Ted Nugent no slouch to crazy piped in with “Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America



Donald Trump fired what I hope would be the last of his non-lucid rants
NBC News anchor Brian Williams commented on Trumps’ tweets. “Donald Trump has driven well past the last exit to relevance and veered into something closer to irresponsible.”
Couldn't have said it better myself Brian.

But I saved the pièce de résistance for the craziest of crazies.
 Chuck Norris jumps the shark while going full tilt bonkers in a bat shit crazy mode post in a YouTube video.  He hangs on for dear life to his daughter wife where they issue a dire warning to America, claiming that U.S. citizens face "1,000 years of darkness" if President Obama is reelected for a second term in November. 
My toupee must have eaten into my brain
Serious Chuck????  A 1000 years of darkness!!  Like Hitler’s German Reich that was supposed to last 1000 years but came up 988 years short?. What the fuck are you talking about????   Have you ever seen Mel Gibson and Chuck Norris in the same room?  Me neither.

None of us look like Leonardo
 Please…I am hoping that finally America has gotten that stuff out of its system – no more dark ages, socialist, birther, Muslim, taking my gun away  kind of stuff.  Now of course there are crazies on the left.  But they generally threaten to leave the country if their candidate loses (I'm talking to you Alex Baldwin).  Of course no one is leaving.  Unless you are Leonardo DiCaprio and you go to France monthly with some new hot girlfriend.  Leaving the country is different than telling the rest of us that we are soulless blood sucking leaches on the ass of humanity and that America is dead.  
Why don't they ever threaten to leave?

I know most of you don’t want to hear this but we just elected a moderate president – that’s right.  The Marxist Socialist is a Blue Dog Democrat. 
Even worse in an article on Slate.com  
“Cheer Up, Republicans.  You’re going to have a moderate Republican president for the next four years: Barack Obama.”
Me - I lost in 1940 to FDR

I am currently reading Bob Woodward’s “The Price of Politics”.  I am not finished yet and there is another blog coming about the book but it is surprising to see how Obama is portrayed.  Far more centrist and conservative than anyone would have guessed.  Again reinforced in the in the Slate article referenced above “in last year’s debt-ceiling talks, Obama offered cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid in exchange for revenue that didn’t even come from higher tax rates. Now he’s proposing to lower corporate tax rates, and Republicans are whining that he hacked $716 billion out of Medicare. Some socialist.”

So Republicans pull up that chair you were standing on a few minutes ago and let’s see if we can’t channel the ghosts of Tip O’Neill and the Gipper and get something done.  And while we are at it, let’s turn our back on the loons.
I lost in 72 but somehow my campaign melded with the Brady Bunch and "My Little Ponies"
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